Simple. You scrape data from Facebook. Anyone else concerned about their privacy on Facebook now?
You farted in Publix?
I suppose if we have to put a nerdy spin on this, we could remind you that nearly 1 in 3 new couples in America say they met online—but it doesn’t always have to be nerdy…sometimes it can just be funny.
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Apple Fanbabies are next?
It seems that there are masses of Apple fans out there, who demonstrate their individuality by lining up with all of the other people who want to be individuals, and purchase the latest apple device in droves, because Steve Jobs wears turtle-necks with his jeans.
Well, I’m sure there is more to it, but that is the position taken by many, who ostracize these Apple fans.
Whether your reason to purchase every apple component is because you feel they are superior to everything manufactured in the free world, or because you simply want to identify with the niche, and prove you are cool is irrelevant, and not the point of this discussion.
What is the point? The point is that those opposed to all things Apple are going to have another reason to mock you.
Cupidtino has launched its much anticipated beta, and promises to unite Apple Fanboys, and ummm Apple Fangirls? Female Apple Fanboys? The site’s mission statement is fairly simple: “Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common - personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and a love for technology. We believe these are enough fundamental reasons for two people to meet and fall in love.”
The beta site shows lots of female profiles on the main page, but methinks that the actual sign-ups will probably look more like a sausage-fest. I’m not trying to hate, that’s just typically how technology related topics play out.
My prediction is that the war between Fanboys, and those who hate them is about to heat up. As soon as the haters figure out that the Fanboys are strengthening their army through dating sites, ergo fornication and repopulation, my next prediction is obvious: A site dedicated to romance for those who hate Apple Fanboys.
