“Yes We Can!” (Set an ancient Roman ship on fire with an Archimedes Solar [death] ray!)

I am so completely disappointed in Facebook for one reason: after five years of telling it everything about myself, the best it can come up with is to tell me I should like Oreo cookies beacuse iTunes users like them and I should like Joe Biden because “many who like Barack Obama like him”.
Congratulations to Captain Facebook, Protector of the Widely Known™. Give the Facebook dataset to the Google engineers and Disney Imagineers and I guarantee we have a $200 IPO within 12 months.